Are you sure that's Star Wars? Because I have a porn film with that exact same line...

You know, this thing hasn't moved for hours, I reckon it's a stick - I've been had again!!!

(this also could be part of the script from FullAuto's porn film)

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Nah, being had with sticks isn't my sort of film, mate.

Oh dear...

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

What's that Pete? You want me to get a deer? Great plan - I'm on it.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Shocking

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

Well well, the pet problem sorted itself. All those crumbs from the biscuit poll have attracted mice, I managed to catch one for the site pet. See what you think, it's in FullAuto's tea mug with a plate on top.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Now then STD, are you sure it's mouse? Can't say that your reputation as a naturalist bides well for this one. (I don't wish to know your knowledge / reputation as a naturist! - I'm a lady you know)

"To play it safe is not to play at all."

My mug, you say? I thought that last drink squirmed a little too much to be tea.

Yeah it's a mouse alright - I can tell by the colour of it's plumage!

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

std? - hehehehehehehee! sorry its imature i know...like laffing when someone says bum or uranus! lol hehehehehehe

ok im clam.... hehehehehehehehe

we cant have mice, they are as bad as hansters-and they mke me sneeze plus you remeber what the health inspector said!!

ok- can we have a giraffeeeeee? i know there a bit tall but it could bend down, or it could be a miniture one!!

we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars

It be a fish youre a wantin'

To Hang me, they's gotta find me, an' only this salty sea dog aknows who I is.

Welcome to the site Black Bile the Pirate!

Slightly off topic: Do you always talk like a pirate? Think carefully before answering "Aarrgghh, me Hearty!" as I've got a plank somewhere around here, and it's a whacking kind not a walking kind

No offense intended, just had to ask. Could be very interesting in a iDodgeball kind of way.

Back to the topic, the problem with fish is that you forget they're there (unless ye be a pirate of course) and they die

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

Gyarr. Termites in me leg. Ahem.

Termites, mmm are they slow and wrinkly with shells on their backs?

Trust me, I'm a doctor.