What mean ye, "always talk like a pirate" Oy arm a pirate, and Im a thinkin' we should all join a cuttin' out party and board Nicole Kidman an' sail her into the south sea's and on to Port Royal. Who's with me men?
To Hang me, they's gotta find me, an' only this salty sea dog aknows who I is.
Nicole Kidman? Count me in Cap'n!
Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?
termintes might be a bit pesky as pets- esp if we loose them in the system!
we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars
Black Bile the Pirate: What mean ye, "always talk like a pirate" Oy arm a pirate, and Im a thinkin' we should all join a cuttin' out party and board Nicole Kidman an' sail her into the south sea's and on to Port Royal. Who's with me men?
Hmm now then Girls - if the boys are having parties, I think we should be looking for a party of our own, what say ye to Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp as host? (I think I'm turning into a pirate)
"To play it safe is not to play at all."
No chance. If we're having Nicole Kidman you lot are getting Boris fucking Karloff. And he's dead.
Christ, why not go the whole hog? We'll have Julia Roberts and you girls can have...there's no male ugly enough to serve as an equivalent. Never mind.
Both are passable so long as they don't talk.
Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?
Pete: Both are passable so long as they don't talk.
Pete, you saying that Johnny and Bradd have speech impediments? Could have a fight on your hands!!
"To play it safe is not to play at all."
I doubt it. They probably haven't been in a fight since school.
Nah, referring to the ladies
Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?
FullAuto: I doubt it. They probably haven't been in a fight since school.
Duugh... from me I meant!!!
"To play it safe is not to play at all."
Well, in that case, my money is still firmly on Pete, I'm afraid.
FullAuto: Well, in that case, my money is still firmly on Pete, I'm afraid.
I don't know how to take that! Being a lady and all ....
"To play it safe is not to play at all."
Let's put it this way, if I am struck by a lady, she gets a complimentary ding around the ear with every punch landed on my person.
Seriously, people think I'm strange when I say this, but young women are the biggest bunch of scrappers on the planet and no part of the body is sacred. They're becoming more like blokes every day (in a non-physical way of course).
But that's real life and nobody here's being serious. I can brew a mean fart though and I know from experience that that puts women off a variety of things.
Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?
I never understood that, even when I was little.
"You fight like a girl."
"You mean, I drag you about by your hair, scratch your fucking eyes out and repeatedly hoof you in the bollocks?"
"Er, yeah."
"Well, if you insist..."
Pete: Let's put it this way, if I am struck by a lady, she gets a complimentary ding around the ear with every punch landed on my person.
Seriously, people think I'm strange when I say this, but young women are the biggest bunch of scrappers on the planet and no part of the body is sacred. They're becoming more like blokes every day (in a non-physical way of course).
But that's real life and nobody here's being serious. I can brew a mean fart though and I know from experience that that puts women off a variety of things.
I have to say that there have been some of the more mature 'slappers' caught in the act of fisty-cuffs, you only need to go down town in Bolsover to see it! Friday or Saturday anytime after 5pm. Sounds cliched - but I am glad to be lady!
"To play it safe is not to play at all."