std? - hehehehehehehee! sorry its imature i know...like laffing when someone says bum or uranus! lol hehehehehehe

ok im clam.... hehehehehehehehe

we cant have mice, they are as bad as hansters-and they mke me sneeze plus you remeber what the health inspector said!!

ok- can we have a giraffeeeeee? i know there a bit tall but it could bend down, or it could be a miniture one!!

cant be doign with new years in pubs personally- kissing loads of mingers you dont know from adam just cos youve had a few and its new years??? madness!
nearest and deasrest for me im afraid

new years was the BEST EVER! spent it with my bestest friend, definatly better than the screaming nieces and nephews! lol
how abtou other peopels new years then?

dont pretend you dntlike it! lol well the new year has started and its back to work soon (unfortunatly) hope everyones had a good break x

i went for 'dont care' i think if you cant be arsed to get off your bum and DO summat abotu an issue, dont preach abotu it either

smutty? me? never
as for "lady" ...i never claimed that!

hope you lot had a good christmas, and heres to a very MERRY new year x

Ode to a fairy

I know some think its funny
With a tree stuck up my arse
But I keep my dignity
My style, me grace, my class

Cos ive got a little secret
I love the job I do
The reason I keep smiling
I’ll gladly share with you

If I get the top branch right
Just nestling ‘tween each thigh
Well, Christmas may be coming
But oh GOD! YESSSSSS! So am I!

well theya re! and if they want the RIGHT to smoke they shoudl take the RESPONSIBILTY for their own health...or lack there of!

my point was that there are individuals who are evil, and individuals who are not. and they maybe impared, or have specail needs, or they may not have any registered imparement or specail needs.

i HAVE NO IDEA- you two started it

i HATE that whole- you woudlnt fund terrorist attacks would you? rubbish! grrrr stupid stupid stupid!

those with special needs, or imparements are as individual as you and I ...and it is quite likely that there are alot of evil indivduals in this world

if in doubt RUN- i liek this tactic

often it is the tone and context of what we say rather than the term we use. ignor me, shoudlnt of replyed at all, did it on impulse.

i know

id take offence, but you woudlnt listen anyhow!