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Having Trouble Finding The Right Job? | December 22, 2005 at 05:48 PM

I seem to have hit the button twice, ah well, better twice than not at all.

Having Trouble Finding The Right Job? | December 22, 2005 at 05:48 PM

Ahh, I profusely apologise for my lack of tact my Lady, I did not realise you had recently arrived. I beg your forgiveness Your servant STD

Oh and by the way I did not spell my name wrongly; its just that it only just fits the columns.

Having Trouble Finding The Right Job? | December 22, 2005 at 05:44 PM

Mmm, I got Money Advisor - they don't know me.

Alcoholism | December 22, 2005 at 05:02 PM

Make damn sure you use a pen, a large waste of time can reult otherwise.

Alcoholism | December 22, 2005 at 04:42 PM

The morning after, if I write when drunk it makes sence when sober.

Mental And Scary, Go Big Bro Go! | December 22, 2005 at 04:41 PM

You never know, they can't get enough of a bad thing.

Alcoholism | December 22, 2005 at 04:35 PM

Mmmm, last time I got wrecked was so bad I can't remember when it was. I used to judge how good a night I had by the number of people who wouldn't speak to me the next day.

I've got a poem about being drunk somewhere, I'll try to find it.

Ah Stalin You Maniac | December 22, 2005 at 04:30 PM

Well you have to start somewhere. Maybe swap the rabbit for a Leming. They rut quite a bit and then she would get depressed and throw herself over a cliff!!! Next.

Mental And Scary, Go Big Bro Go! | December 22, 2005 at 04:27 PM

I thought we were to be tagged, ID cards. It's getting a bit difficult for me to move around now. I don't go anywhere near cameras (they steal your soul you know) so I guess I'll have to stay in and become a moaning old Bastard instead of just a Bastard.

Creedence Clearwater Revival. | December 22, 2005 at 10:54 AM

(Scratches head, blank look, continues to look down at the floor.)

Ah Stalin You Maniac | December 22, 2005 at 10:51 AM

Can I be in charge of genetic experiments please. I want to cross Sinia Twain, (spelling may be wrong) Nichole Kidman and a rabbit. Just for fun of course.

Where's The Logic? | December 22, 2005 at 10:48 AM

I suppose it depends on how much of an adrenalin jumky you are.

Alcoholism | December 22, 2005 at 10:44 AM

I reckon there's a very fast being that moves so quickly that it can't be seen. It's whole life cycle is committed to force feeding booze to unsuspecting drinkers as they speak.

I don't understand why the time goes so fast when you're in the pub.

Where's The Logic? | December 21, 2005 at 06:43 PM

Unless there are leaves on the line of course.

Where's The Logic? | December 21, 2005 at 06:38 PM

So the British Government announces that we are not to have seat belts on trains, and why? Because they could cause problems getting out after a crash. Two things spring to mind. 1 When this argument was used to try to stop the use of seatbelts in cars the Government told us this was wrong and it was easy to get free after a crash. 2. I suppose being flung out of the window of a colliding train is a great deal safer than being stuck in one. Mmmm.

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