And one old fella shouting "Go on Enid, show us yer' custard creams."

Anyone done any studio style recording on their PC? I fancy having a go but I'm not sure what I will need.

I hear terms like 'dongle' and wonder if they're taking the piss.

I know there are sites but I can't be arsed trawling through all the geeky stuff.

FullAuto: http://www.time...1938215,00.html

New word for angry? Enfurted?

Like I said - I expect to shafted by these people.

I have a cure - it costs 15p and is called 'standard NATO round'

I'm completely enfurted!

What amazed me and I haven't checked up on this but I'm sure they said is was 3 grand for THREE YEARS. Hang on, if this is right there's some kind of disparity. I live in the sticks in a desolate car-park of a county and my rates are not much less than that.

Angry? - angry? ....... ANGRY????? Quick, invent me a new word for angry.

CHARLES: "Hush dear, just eat the truffles."

Mphhuggghh

I confirmed the reasons why I don't listen the the news/read papers etc.

This evening on the radio there were three interesting topics on the news between the usual disasters, deaths, destruction.

The first one was about a student who was taken to court for calling a police horse gay. Yes a HORSE AND IT WENT TO COURT. It was thrown out but you can bet it was only because they didn't know how to prove it wasn't a shit stabber.
Secondly, a preacher has been arrested for saying that a certain child is a'witch'. Yes I know it is odd even as a stand alone item but it comes to pass that in Tottenham quite a few children have been branded as 'witches' or 'being possessed." They are little bastards but even with my imagination I think witch is a term fixed well back in history.
Lastly, Prescott, the deputy prime minister has appologised for not paying his council tax. Well I don't know about you but I am very sure we are all being shafted by these people every day of our lives, what amazes me is how they pile shit that high.
I was so flabergasted I ate the radio.

I mean come on, we talk some crap on this forum but it's humour. The news is supposed to be about the REAL WORLD AND SERIOUS SHIT.

That's it, stop the planet I want to get off right here.

He's on the sodding radio now and I'm sure you can hear him stiring his cocoa in the background ............... AAAHHHhhh--- stop it......

AMANDA: "Oh Charles, make love to me you mad fool."
CHARLES: "Of course my love, I have waited for years for this."
AMANDA: "Oh Charles."
CHARLES: "Oh Amanda."
AMANDA: "Charles?"
CHARLES: "Yes dear?"
AMANDA; "It's a bit dark in here."
CHARLES: "It is dear, I'll just pull the sheet off the pig."

Mmmm, it's a bit quieter over here, just explain - what's a fight.

Why did you have to bring this up. I have now got an image of that Evans bloke crouching on a coffee table with his testicles handing in a cup of 'milk with two sugars', several chocolate bourbons just visible. Yuuuuuck.

Termites, mmm are they slow and wrinkly with shells on their backs?

cyke: I really can't decide just how frighteninging this is.

I thought this was an elaborate wind-up but they have been talking about this on the radio today, and there was a tv programme about it too so I hear.

Are they that bored in Japan?

Mmmm, I can see a market for this ....... I'm drifting.

Yeah it's a mouse alright - I can tell by the colour of it's plumage!