Because they're only available to digital television subscribers?

Though you're still free to laugh so hard you piss yourself...

I had a stomach cramp yestterday that just wouldn't go. That hurt... and women go through it on a monthly basis?... Respect!

It didn't seem to get all that great reviews elsewhere, but that's probably more because it's not what you'd call mainstream (bollocks) cinema.

I'm definitely reserving judgement til I see it myself with this one.

Might take a while though, I've not had time to work out some of the intricacies of moving multi-part interviews yet... they'll come across though all in good time

I voted for the stubbed toe. A kick in the bollocks does indeed bring a tear to the eye, but stubbeed toes also really damn hurt and if you're like me happen more often, so on average there's more pain.

Ban smoking full stop, money saved, problem alleviated slightly.

Why should patients suffer because of those who are taking up all the beds and doctors in an attempt to kill themselves?

The admittance form should have a tickbox for smokers whereupon if it's ticked they get shown the door.

I know that's not the anser to everything, but if it saves even one life that's worth saving, it's worth it.

It goes Connery, then Pierce, THEN Moore. Sorry, but I couldn't take Moore as seriously (yes I get he's supposed to be charmingly cheesy, but don't beat me around the head with it!!!)

The reason for the amiability is probably because there's no violence involved.

Besides, the hostile conversation would go something like "You ruined my chances you cheating bastard plumber!" followed quickly by "Look who's talking Mushroom".

You just couldn't do serious arguments in that particular gaming world

Wow! That Derek's such a professional guy! I want to grow up to be just like him.

I told you "Xbox 360" was a position in the Kama Sutra FA and nobody else believed me

Give 'em hell mate!

*shudders*

I don't like fish or chips

The bit that winds me up is that the government could get in enough drugs to save everyone if it became widespread, but they're only being so catious as to order a few hundred thousand doses of the medicine or something like that...

Howsabout we have a worldwide restriction on how much cash the pharmaceutical company's are allowed to make at our expense? They really piss me off...