A Mime Artist! This will save me a lot of time I was going to waste studying engineering!

http://www.jobpredictor.com/

Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Plate spinner! Hoo, baby!

Hello Peter Burlingham you ideal job is a Circus ring master

In perfect English no-less! Well, running a website is a lot like running a circus. You have your clowns and... no.. sure there was something else. Oh well!

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

Clowns?!

*throws plate*

*Catches plate humorously down front of baggy trousers*

Bugger... if I'm now a clown then who's the bloody ringmaster?!

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

I got a LumberJack!!

All together now!



I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!


What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!...


He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

"A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week." - George S. Patton

Classic song.

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

Hello all,

I got Alien Investigator - so watch out!

"To play it safe is not to play at all."

Mmm, I got Money Advisor - they don't know me.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Welcome to the site!

And... err... the guy in my avatar above isn't me... honest!

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

Uh huh. Sure, Pete.

Ahh, I profusely apologise for my lack of tact my Lady, I did not realise you had recently arrived. I beg your forgiveness – Your servant STD

Oh and by the way – I did not spell my name wrongly; it’s just that it only just fits the columns.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

I seem to have hit the button twice, ah well, better twice than not at all.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Fits what columns?

Oh, and nice abbreviation

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

Now you're going to tell me that the columns on the forum lists expand to the size of the words arn't you.

When I first looked at the site and the forum tables I counted the maximum characters and found that Silvertongueddevil was too long. Now then Pete, don't have kittens about the size of your column width.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.