...I may not be that good at reviewing games and whatnot...

http://uk.wii.i...1/921024p1.html

But at least I A) Use words I know the meaning of, and B) Use a fucking spell- and grammar checker occasionally.

Wii Fit, since it was first unveiled; it is another piece of software that I continue to use -- it has, in fact, become part of my weekly workout regiment.

I think you mean regime or regimen, sir.

No no, he is a fitness instructor for soldiers. Duh.

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

Far too plausible, stop it.