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FullAuto ( 1,042 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: August 11, 2006 at 06:16 AM

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http://news.bbc...ral/4780155.stm

The prosecution calls James Hoggan, 16, charged with 'wilful fire-raising' (we called it arson in my day, you fucking wimps).

Hoggan, yesterday, playing with himself (presumably):
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A member of the SFF (Scottish Freedom Force, exactly as cool as it sounds), and a general advocate of Scottish separatism and chucking petrol bombs at county council buildings.

Classy.

Me and my friends had our own resistance group when we were 16. The Hartlepudlian Association for Resistance, Escape, and Life for the Indigenous Peoples. Or HARELIP, for short. Obviously doesn't have the cachet of the SFF, but times were harder back then.

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FullAuto ( 1,042 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: August 11, 2006 at 06:34 AM

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http://news.bbc...ics/4781693.stm

Apparently, inbreeding may contribute to a rise in the number of diabetes cases.
Which is rich, coming from a man looking like this:
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Dr Gibson, or 'Inbreeding's Poster Boy' as he likes to be known, states that inbreeding 'does happen everywhere'. Including his own family, it appears.

It's not known if Dr Gibson is a diabetic.

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Accounting Troll ( 145 ) · Group: Members · Rank: spacer · Posted On: August 12, 2006 at 09:18 PM

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I take it you've never been to rural Norfolk then?

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FullAuto ( 1,042 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: August 13, 2006 at 02:15 PM

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Sadly, I have. But I think people were too busy inbreeding to be out and about.

The person who lets George Bush near a microphone.
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They kill civilians and American servicemen in Iraq and Afghanistan, and they deliberately hide behind civilians in Lebanon. They are seeking to spread their totalitarian ideology."



Yes, well said, George. That'll calm them down right enough. Have a pretzel.

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Ivory ( 241 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: August 31, 2006 at 05:05 PM

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so this is a collection of people you generally think are idiots? ... just checkign like.

we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars

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Accounting Troll ( 145 ) · Group: Members · Rank: spacer · Posted On: September 2, 2006 at 11:19 PM

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To be fair, if you are Welsh then burning down all those English weekender homes is considered to be a wholesome and patriotic activity.

Don't worry, we do let the occupants flee before we set fire to their property. If we're sober and feeling generous, which I admit is a rare occasion.

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silvertongedevil ( 333 ) · Group: Contributors · Rank: spacer · Posted On: September 3, 2006 at 08:52 AM

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To a certain degree I can understand it. Here in Lincolnshire where there is a low population we are being flooded with people from Kent - because the house prices are so low.
This means the house prices go up and young local people can't afford the live here.

Not only that, houses bought for holiday homes kill small villages.

Keep your eyes on France. It will happen there soon and the Welsh will have started a whole new trend.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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FullAuto ( 1,042 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: September 4, 2006 at 05:42 AM

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You may or may not be aware of the hilarious death of annoying cunt Steve Irwin.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/1157347709301.jpg

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Mighty Jack ( 7 ) · Group: Members · Rank: spacer · Posted On: September 4, 2006 at 05:51 PM

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its extreamly rare to be killed by one apparently........i bet he was pissing it off by sticking his fingers up its bum!

we have had the housing problem down south for ages (it seems) and there currently seems no end to it. its mad!!

People don't stop playing beacause they grow up; they grow up because they stop playing.

Thumbs Up Friend!

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silvertongedevil ( 333 ) · Group: Contributors · Rank: spacer · Posted On: September 5, 2006 at 10:48 AM

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You can arse about with snakes and lizards but piss a fish off and you are dead meat. You can't run away underwater.

I studied rays some years ago, I had respect for them then but I have lot more now. This one was a bull about a yard across - "good on yer mate".

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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Ivory ( 241 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: September 5, 2006 at 06:23 PM

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mr.irwin got the the pearly gates and saint peyer said to him mmmm you look a little darker than i expected. irwin replied 'i caught some rays on the way up'

lol there are many many more already going round. dsad how quick we get started on summat!

we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars

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FullAuto ( 1,042 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: September 26, 2006 at 03:12 AM

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http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/tcw.jpg

Thomas Cholmondeley (middle), keeping up the great traditions of the British aristocracy by shooting a black man.

With a surname like Cholmondeley, how the fuck could he not be posh? This is nothing less than the second time Cholmondeley has been charged with shooting and killing someone (and yes, predictably, the first time the victim was also black). The first case was dropped due to Cholmondeley being rich and white. Great stuff.

http://news.bbc...ica/5377076.stm

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Accounting Troll ( 145 ) · Group: Members · Rank: spacer · Posted On: September 27, 2006 at 07:48 PM

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With a name like that, he HAS to be guilty

His ancestor probably emigrated from Britain because the aristocrats weren't allowed to execute peasants for poaching deer any more. The previous guy he shot was a Massai park ranger, so either he is aristocratic enough to think he should be allowed to hunt black people or the ranger tried to stop him from doing some poaching.

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FullAuto ( 1,042 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: January 14, 2007 at 07:34 PM

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http://news.bbc...cas/6261509.stm

Hilarious? Tragic? Who can say!

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FullAuto ( 1,042 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: September 14, 2008 at 05:03 PM

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http://www.secu...bers_13904.html

Thong robbers? Mong robbers.

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