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FullAuto ( 1,042 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: September 4, 2006 at 09:01 PM

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http://news.bbc...nds/5313370.stm

You couldn't make this stuff up, and if you did, people would call you a racist.

Highlight:

PC Edge said: "I asked him if he could see me. He removed the dark-coloured sunglasses he was wearing and I could clearly see he was blind as he had no eyes."



Bravo, PC Edge.

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Accounting Troll ( 145 ) · Group: Members · Rank: spacer · Posted On: September 5, 2006 at 01:24 AM

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I think the real villain here is the guy who thinks that it is a good idea to accept a lift from someone who is blind, deaf and suffers from 'leg tremors'. What really depresses me is that making this curious decision will not bar the passenger from voting in the next election...

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Ivory ( 241 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: September 5, 2006 at 06:25 PM

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no, someone that stupid is bound to vote for tony! lol

we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars

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Accounting Troll ( 145 ) · Group: Members · Rank: spacer · Posted On: September 6, 2006 at 12:14 AM

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Unless he gets a bit confused as to what party Tony Blair is the leader of.

Maybe I'm worrying about nothing. He would almost certainaly misspell the 'X' you put in the appropriate box on the ballot paper.

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Ivory ( 241 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: September 6, 2006 at 03:46 PM

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isnt it X for -definatly not this person?

we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars

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FullAuto ( 1,042 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: October 2, 2006 at 01:13 PM

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Gordon Brown is, apparently, not even slightly autistic.

http://news.bbc...ics/5399072.stm

Shame, I always thought he was rather good at drawing...

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FullAuto ( 1,042 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: October 6, 2006 at 07:55 PM

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Apparently, 45 people have been glued to a Dublin train after an Irish Muslim set off a no more nails bomb.

What do men and clouds have in common?
Eventually, they fuck off and it's a really nice day.

Two Irish couples are a bit bored with their sex lives, and agree to swap partners. After three hours of furious, lustful sex, Paddy stops and says "I wonder how the women are getting on?"

I have been barred from all B&Q stores for life. I went in, and this twat in orange overalls asked if I wanted decking, so I got the first punch in.

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FullAuto ( 1,042 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: November 1, 2006 at 11:09 AM

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http://news.bbc...ire/6105106.stm

Fucking hardcore! What other country does this, eh?

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FullAuto ( 1,042 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: November 5, 2006 at 03:25 AM

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http://news.bbc.../uk/6117786.stm

Won't somebody think of the children? Where will they do drugs now? Out in the cold? For shame!

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kyle82 ( 3 ) · Group: Members · Rank: spacer · Posted On: May 30, 2009 at 09:19 AM

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wow those jokes are really hilarious.. hehe.. just want to say hi again to all and id be back to post jokes of my own.. be making them tonight.. just really wanna be a part of this forum.

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Ivory ( 241 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: October 20, 2009 at 09:39 PM

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awwww kyle82 was so enthusiasic!! where did he go lol

my fav joke is still the one on page one about add!!!

we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars

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