Oh they went much further than that - she had to wear the hair dryer suit just so that he could get a 'blow'. Not mush of a curl though with nads as bald as Bob Hoskins grandad.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Hey, when my nuts are as polished as they are, you don't need curl!

My local indie have attempted their own website...and then gave up halfway through.

http://www.cool...com/index2.html

Tragic. Trying far too hard, boys. Full marks for ambition, but the realisation has fallen far short. I've been going there for years, and I preferred it when it looked like an indie, and not a damned Gamestation wannabe.