What the hell is Space Rangers? It kinda rings a bell but I don't know why.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Possibly you've got it confused with that crisp of crisps, that quintessential pickled onion flavour Space Raiders?

Went in Gamestation today and the manager stared at me the entire time. I think he remembers me and is dreading a repeat performance.

Give 'em hell mate!

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

Or perhaps it was just "Who's that suspicious-looking fucker? I'm sure I've seen him on Crimewatch."

FullAuto: Or perhaps it was just "Who's that suspicious-looking fucker? I'm sure I've seen him on Crimewatch."

something to do with the haircut perhaps???

"To play it safe is not to play at all."

And the striped jersey and the bag on your shoulder with 'swag' written on it?

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

something to do with the haircut perhaps???

How could he see my boys? I was wearing jeans. Unless my flies were down...

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something to do with the haircut perhaps???

How could he see my boys? I was wearing jeans. Unless my flies were down...

Not wearing the leather hot pants this time then? (Tee he!) There's no wonder you get jam on yours or was it something else sticky????

"To play it safe is not to play at all."

I don't know what's more disturbing. The thought of employees being stupid enough to spill jam on discs (surely they'd clean it or knock it back if presented with jam on? "Sorry sir, we don't take strawberry.") or being peverted enough to toss over them ("Darling, you know when I said I loved my Xbox...I meant literally.").

I told you "Xbox 360" was a position in the Kama Sutra FA and nobody else believed me

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

Pete: I told you "Xbox 360" was a position in the Kama Sutra FA and nobody else believed me

But did you try it??? (without pulling any muscles)

"To play it safe is not to play at all."

Cramp set in rather quickly, I'm afraid.

This is an exceedingly disturbing thread.

FA, would you like to be alone with your toaster?

But for Gods sake switch it off first.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Is it too late to add that one to the poll of painful experiences?

It's his girlfriend I feel sorry for. Imagine having to dress up so you look like a microwave oven...