"Golden Palace has done it again. They have just purchased a kidney stone from Captain Kirk (William Shatner). The best part of Golden Place buying this $25,000 kidney stone is that Mr. Shatner is donating the proceeds to Habitat for Humanity."

"A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week." - George S. Patton

How sick! buying a kidney stone!

Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.

I hear that George Best was going to do the same with his liver - when they removed it they put it on e-bay as Pickled Paddy Pocine in a shabby-chic bag (no reserve).

"To play it safe is not to play at all."

Prescots brain is on there too I see,

"Small but dense storage unit suitable for use with lard products. Very common but this one is unused. £1 start."

Trust me, I'm a doctor.