I had intended to post this here, but since I couldn't add pictures it ended at StrategyCore. It's only rant, but some might find it encouraging

Greetings from Olav (Staff at StrategyCore.co.uk)

Brilliant. 26 eh? Lo, the grave beckons...

Hehe, looks like you had fun.

Remember - blonde girls have more fun (apparently). Don't know how that translates for blokes though... probably something like "blonde blokes get laughed at lots especially when it's slightly orange"

Happy birthday old timer!

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

Thanks Slaughter, I've been wondering what I could use to keep the pigeons off my guttering and that image of you seems to do the job!

Sorry

Looks like you had a good time - don't get too morose but it's all down hill after 25.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Beeeeeeeer! I want a 26th birthday like that

Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.

@FullAuto: I can feel the grim reaper breathing down my back...

@Pete: That's what the girls wrote in the card! What they failed to mention was what sort of "blonde" I would be...

@silvertongedevil: Glad to be of service!

@Azrael Strife: Then start consuming large amounts immediately, to train

Greetings from Olav (Staff at StrategyCore.co.uk)

Hmm the question comes to mind did you get the full set? Might be worth checking out before the nubiles get chance to see you're not eau naturelle!!!

"To play it safe is not to play at all."