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silvertongedevil ( 333 ) · Group: Contributors · Rank: spacer · Posted On: December 22, 2005 at 05:56 PM

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Well, it's still a bit quiet in here, I reckon we need a cat, or a Hamster. Or both, can we get pets in here or will it spoil the furniture?

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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Pete ( 700 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: December 22, 2005 at 05:59 PM

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Cat's scratch. Hamsters are acceptable though as long as nobody DARES dig up any links to that HamsterDance website...

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

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silvertongedevil ( 333 ) · Group: Contributors · Rank: spacer · Posted On: December 22, 2005 at 06:06 PM

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Tigers are out then?

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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FullAuto ( 1,042 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: December 22, 2005 at 06:13 PM

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I was tasked with looking after a hamster once. Somehow, it escaped my iron grasp and hid inside a couch.

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silvertongedevil ( 333 ) · Group: Contributors · Rank: spacer · Posted On: December 22, 2005 at 06:17 PM

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They do that, then they come out, squeeze into a wardrobe and then bite small holes in your best clothes.

Tigers are much the same but they take large bites out of the wardrobe.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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silvertongedevil ( 333 ) · Group: Contributors · Rank: spacer · Posted On: January 7, 2006 at 06:34 PM

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Pete, can't get a hamster but I've managed to get a Zebra. It's just the sort of thing we need in the forum, somthing to talk to until it gets a bit busier. And who keeps leaving the coffee machine empty?

I can get the Zebra as soon as the paint dries okay?

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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FullAuto ( 1,042 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: January 7, 2006 at 08:31 PM

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Oh Lord, he has a zebra. Why do I get the feeling I'm going to be discussing this later in a court of law?

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Pete ( 700 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: January 7, 2006 at 08:59 PM

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It's not a zebra, it's a horse with paint on. Look, it comes right off!

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FullAuto ( 1,042 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: January 7, 2006 at 09:04 PM

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That's not paint.

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Pete ( 700 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: January 7, 2006 at 09:10 PM

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Fewlt tip? Wax crayon?

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FullAuto ( 1,042 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: January 7, 2006 at 09:15 PM

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You wish. You may want a chainsaw to cut your hand off with.

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silvertongedevil ( 333 ) · Group: Contributors · Rank: spacer · Posted On: January 8, 2006 at 10:56 AM

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So okay, it's not a zebra, the bloke at the pub said it was a genuine South American Tree Zebra - I didn't know, I not sodding David Attenborough. How about this then, I can't go wrong with this. A Stick Insect.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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Pete ( 700 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: January 8, 2006 at 11:02 AM

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So long as nobody mistakes it for a twiglet, we'll be fine.

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cyke ( 208 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: January 8, 2006 at 01:04 PM

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Hello, I've been told this is the right place to come to have an argument? Is that right?

"A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week." - George S. Patton

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Pete ( 700 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: January 8, 2006 at 02:02 PM

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To quote Star Wars: "You may fire when ready."

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

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