Well, it's still a bit quiet in here, I reckon we need a cat, or a Hamster. Or both, can we get pets in here or will it spoil the furniture?

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Cat's scratch. Hamsters are acceptable though as long as nobody DARES dig up any links to that HamsterDance website...

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

Tigers are out then?

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I was tasked with looking after a hamster once. Somehow, it escaped my iron grasp and hid inside a couch.

They do that, then they come out, squeeze into a wardrobe and then bite small holes in your best clothes.

Tigers are much the same but they take large bites out of the wardrobe.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Pete, can't get a hamster but I've managed to get a Zebra. It's just the sort of thing we need in the forum, somthing to talk to until it gets a bit busier. And who keeps leaving the coffee machine empty?

I can get the Zebra as soon as the paint dries okay?

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Oh Lord, he has a zebra. Why do I get the feeling I'm going to be discussing this later in a court of law?

It's not a zebra, it's a horse with paint on. Look, it comes right off!

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

That's not paint.

Fewlt tip? Wax crayon?

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

You wish. You may want a chainsaw to cut your hand off with.

So okay, it's not a zebra, the bloke at the pub said it was a genuine South American Tree Zebra - I didn't know, I not sodding David Attenborough. How about this then, I can't go wrong with this. A Stick Insect.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

So long as nobody mistakes it for a twiglet, we'll be fine.

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

Hello, I've been told this is the right place to come to have an argument? Is that right?

"A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week." - George S. Patton

To quote Star Wars: "You may fire when ready."

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?