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Having Trouble Finding The Right Job?

Azrael Strife ( 66 ) · Group: Members · Rank: spacer · Posted On: December 20, 2005 at 03:04 PM

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A Mime Artist! This will save me a lot of time I was going to waste studying engineering!

http://www.jobpredictor.com/

Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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FullAuto ( 1,042 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: December 20, 2005 at 03:11 PM

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Plate spinner! Hoo, baby!

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Pete ( 700 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: December 20, 2005 at 05:11 PM

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Hello Peter Burlingham you ideal job is a Circus ring master



In perfect English no-less! Well, running a website is a lot like running a circus. You have your clowns and... no.. sure there was something else. Oh well!

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

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FullAuto ( 1,042 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: December 20, 2005 at 05:43 PM

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Clowns?!

*throws plate*

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Pete ( 700 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: December 20, 2005 at 06:03 PM

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*Catches plate humorously down front of baggy trousers*

Bugger... if I'm now a clown then who's the bloody ringmaster?!

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

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cyke ( 208 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: December 21, 2005 at 12:25 AM

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I got a LumberJack!!

All together now!



I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!


What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!...


He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

"A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week." - George S. Patton

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Pete ( 700 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: December 21, 2005 at 07:56 AM

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Classic song.

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

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Lady_Castlemaine ( 170 ) · Group: Contributors · Rank: spacer · Posted On: December 22, 2005 at 05:41 PM

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Hello all,

I got Alien Investigator - so watch out!

"To play it safe is not to play at all."

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silvertongedevil ( 333 ) · Group: Contributors · Rank: spacer · Posted On: December 22, 2005 at 05:44 PM

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Mmm, I got Money Advisor - they don't know me.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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Pete ( 700 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: December 22, 2005 at 05:44 PM

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Welcome to the site!

And... err... the guy in my avatar above isn't me... honest!

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

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FullAuto ( 1,042 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: December 22, 2005 at 05:46 PM

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Uh huh. Sure, Pete.

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silvertongedevil ( 333 ) · Group: Contributors · Rank: spacer · Posted On: December 22, 2005 at 05:48 PM

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Ahh, I profusely apologise for my lack of tact my Lady, I did not realise you had recently arrived. I beg your forgiveness Your servant STD

Oh and by the way I did not spell my name wrongly; its just that it only just fits the columns.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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silvertongedevil ( 333 ) · Group: Contributors · Rank: spacer · Posted On: December 22, 2005 at 05:48 PM

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I seem to have hit the button twice, ah well, better twice than not at all.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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Pete ( 700 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: December 22, 2005 at 06:00 PM

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Fits what columns?

Oh, and nice abbreviation

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

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silvertongedevil ( 333 ) · Group: Contributors · Rank: spacer · Posted On: December 22, 2005 at 06:05 PM

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Now you're going to tell me that the columns on the forum lists expand to the size of the words arn't you.

When I first looked at the site and the forum tables I counted the maximum characters and found that Silvertongueddevil was too long. Now then Pete, don't have kittens about the size of your column width.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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