You wish. You may want a chainsaw to cut your hand off with.

That's not paint.

Oh Lord, he has a zebra. Why do I get the feeling I'm going to be discussing this later in a court of law?

Ah, right. I thought it was a flick. I do think Lee is a funny bloke, I hope he gets the lead in some superhero film. I think that'd be great, Jason Lee as the Human Torch...no, wait, they've fucked that up already.

Never mind.

Only been to Paris once, and I could have spent the entire week in the Louvre. Top shit.

The room with the Mona Lisa had several notices saying no flash photography (like most of the rest of the building), but no one took any notice.

I hate to go against the 'gentlemen prefer blondes' ethos (is it an ethos? Or just a film? I forget) but dark hair is much more preferable. As borne out by my last three or four girlfriends.

Stars Elijah Wood, is about football violence and gangs, and is actually a good film. I was a bit shocked by this, but Wood turns chav with surprising ease and I really enjoyed it. Up there with the Football Factory as a decent flick about footie (NOT fucking soccer, get it right) and the firms and rivalries and general stuff that goes on.

Skips most of the drug use, and there's some daft moments but overall a good film with some great performances. Seems a bit odd mind, the heyday of hooliganism has been and gone, but things are slow to cross the Pond, I suppose.

Ah yes, Eurotrip. I think H&KGTM is funnier, but Eurotrip is stupidly funny all the same.

I'm not usually a great fan of stupid Yank comedies, but this one is great. Just when you think it can't get any more fucked up, it does.

Fuck. I filled in the title and the subtitle the wrong way round. It's Harold and Kumar Get The Munchies.

No, I'm not high. Honestly.

This is quite possibly the funniest cannabis-based comedy I have ever seen. Full of absolutely retarded humour and sick jokes, I haven't laughed this much since Shaun of the Dead.

It's pretty lowbrow admittedly, not what you would call sophisticated satire unless you yourself were high as a kite, but still a fucking great laugh. And it may just be me being racist, but I think Asian people look hilarious when angry.

Anyone know if the special edition of Collateral is worth buying? I bought the normal edition for a fiver, only to find out there's a two-disc edition. This keeps happening to me, even though I am most rigorous when checking for alternate versions.

So ,does anyone have it,and is it worth the money (at about £20)? I've read the description and that's great, but are the extras any good?

First or second week of January. I don't like leaving them up too long, as it keeps me thinking that it's the festive season and I don't have to work.

Wait. I don't have a job. They're staying up.

I think war being included in the theme makes a game violent, yes, but I'm trying not to get too bogged down in definitions...ok, sod it, any violence at all, even cartoonish violence.

First one was not up to much, good to turn your brain off to.