Mary was just lucky she never had to explain her story to the Child Support Agency
Anyway, a childbirth is pretty bad if the child hasn't turned in the womb. It was routinly fatal for both mother and child not so long ago.
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Aaaaargh, The Pain! | March 14, 2006 at 06:25 PMMary was just lucky she never had to explain her story to the Child Support Agency
Aaaaargh, The Pain! | March 10, 2006 at 06:41 PMI find having to pay for a round of drinks to be pretty painful, if that counts Easter | March 10, 2006 at 01:15 PMYou think you guys are debauched? Try doing a google on the antics of the Roman Emperor Elagabalus. He makes the likes of Caligula and Nero seem like paragons of virtue in comparison, although sadly modern scholars think that the stuff about his chariot and the four women was just later propoganda. Get Your Asbo Here. | March 9, 2006 at 07:38 PMI nominate Charlotte Church. There are plenty of other irritating singers, but she wins out because she is Welsh, which means she gets lots of media attention here in Wales, especially on a slow news day when there's been less than a dozen murders in Newport.
Product Placement Gone Too Far? | March 8, 2006 at 07:30 PMSo would the boys if it wasn't for one key factor - Bond girls!!! Valentines | March 8, 2006 at 07:29 PMDon't be surprised if the family at number 14 don't recognise you either. I know several people who went home from university only to find out that their family had moved house without mentioning it to them Product Placement Gone Too Far? | March 7, 2006 at 07:49 PMFor me, the very worst adverts are those adult chatlines that advertise after the watershed. I mean, what kind of pathetic individual seriously thinks that the scantily clad women they feature in those adverts have any trouble picking up men? Valentines | March 7, 2006 at 07:32 PMThat depends on how much it costs you to visit your mother. Train fares and petrol costs are ridiculous these days. Valentines | March 6, 2006 at 09:53 PMA highly sensible and enlightened attitude towards Mother's Day. If we don't make a stand now, where will it end? Will we be expected to shell out on cards wishing people a happy holocaust day? Far better to be honest with the world and take pride in the fact that you are a miser than to boost the profits of Hallmark and Thorntons! Bird Flue | March 6, 2006 at 06:58 PMFA, I'm glad to know that if bird flu wipes out most of the human race, we can rely on you to do your bit to repopulate the planet. Valentines | March 6, 2006 at 06:53 PMDon't worry, I am very sensitive to my local environment, and I therefore pick most flowers from my NEIGHBOURs garden.
Easter | March 6, 2006 at 06:42 PMEaster? I resent spending out good money on one molecule thick easter eggs. And as it's a school holiday, I also have to put up with my paper arriving late for two whole weeks!
Valentines | March 3, 2006 at 06:31 PMI've got an idea that valentines day roses are importd from the tropics and the southern hemisphere. The need to provide artificial sunlight and warmth makes them expensive to grow in Holland over the winter.
Valentines | February 20, 2006 at 07:43 PMI'm not so sure: a bloke sratching himself where it itches as opposed to where it is more polite is hardly a revelation
More Taxes? | February 17, 2006 at 07:03 PMWell, Norway is still a major oil exporter, which helps their government to balance the budget.
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