FullAuto: Good point. Never thought of that before. Perhaps I should read the label instead of smearing it across women and licking it off...

Always read the label first!!! If you think about it you could be giving pleasure to two women at the same time (even though one has been melted!!!) Is that a Toblerone (chocolate triangle???)

FullAuto: Shit. Without mini eggs, the world just isn't worth living in.

Quick question: You know those chocolate birds that lay the chocolate eggs? Well...if you fuck them, do they melt?

Where do you think chocolate spread came from????
I recently found out I am allergic to chocolate (in fact anything with caffeine in it) I've been in therapy ever since!!!

This will be a nightmare at Easter, no cream eggs, mini eggs (perhaps you can only catch a small amount of the virus with these???) at least we're safe with Easter Bunnies !!!

Pete: I told you "Xbox 360" was a position in the Kama Sutra FA and nobody else believed me

But did you try it??? (without pulling any muscles)

FullAuto: I can't refrain from doing that usually...

NICE!!!

Wait til it starts growing back, see if you can refrain from scratching in public (that was P U BL I C !)!!

FullAuto:

something to do with the haircut perhaps???

How could he see my boys? I was wearing jeans. Unless my flies were down...

Not wearing the leather hot pants this time then? (Tee he!) There's no wonder you get jam on yours or was it something else sticky????

silvertongedevil:

Lady_Castlemaine: What I want to know is, [b]where did you get that pic of me from STD?

It's my mother,

I had a very strange upbringing in that convent!!!

Still got the whimple??

FullAuto: Or perhaps it was just "Who's that suspicious-looking fucker? I'm sure I've seen him on Crimewatch."

something to do with the haircut perhaps???

Ah finally, someone posts a pic of a scantily clad wench on TLO, even better to find out it wasn't me who did it. About time we took this site to the next level folks, and became a proper p0rn merchant.

What I want to know is, where did you get that pic of me from STD? (I wish!!!) I do agree with all your comments and I am really incensed about the Chinese sensoring their citizens access to the net, do they really believe that it will prevent the information working its' way onto the grapevine? Google - Yahoo you can be proud of yourselves!!! NOT

silvertongedevil: Symptoms are: Feeling peckish, getting flighty, feeling light on your feet and craping on peoples heads.

So did the anti-biotics work for you?

People who 'hock n spit' Not a favourite of mine and blow their noses into hankies then look - what do they think they'll find???? NO DON'T TELL ME PLEEEZE!!!

Ivory: anu one of those companies that goes 'oh we want to help peopel and make them well, thats our fisrt and main aim' are talking rubbish! there aim is to MAKE MONEY! and the more life threating the desiese the better!

ive had a cold and cough scince christmas- i really dont deserve flue! of any kind!

Oh Ivory
I hope you haven't been 'spitting feathers' too!! That reminds me of another pet hate...

FullAuto:

That's a shame, no romance on Valentines but did you have fish & chips?
We could swap virtual valentines cards by e-mail next year, I won't sign mine then you wont know who it's from (you can pretend it was from someone intelligent, attractive & whitty).
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Why would I send a Valentines to myself? Talk about narcissism. *runs fingers through hair*

Hmmm ... what can I say? Have you tried joining Egotistics anonymous? Trouble is that their members never stay anon for long !!!! (so you do have hair then!)

FullAuto: Romance free this year. Just like last year, actually.

No, having sacked the mentalist I once called 'Hey, you.' I find myself joyously free around this time of year.

That's a shame, no romance on Valentines but did you have fish & chips?
We could swap virtual valentines cards by e-mail next year, I won't sign mine then you wont know who it's from (you can pretend it was from someone intelligent, attractive & whitty).
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