It'a a wonder they don't break into your car and pinch the coins in the 'handy coin holder' to prevent a breech of security by paying for a ticket on your behalf!!

Accounting Troll: True, but think of the savings on the food bill when you get rid of an unwanted family member.

Cheaper to put padlock on fridge, freezer and bread bin (but could be more expensive if you only have 2 doors I suppose)

Accounting Troll: That approach is a bit too subtle for me. I would have changed the locks

Bit extravagant buying new locks don't you think?

My friend Tubs sells some nice things for local people, most of them sell for less than twelvelty two pounds.

Ivory: well if you whip in a bit of cream the bornville goes down a treat

Now Ivory, you should know better than mention whips and cream when we're about!! We were doing so well, playing nicely

Oh I can't believe my eyes/ears - how can you possibly insinuate that Mr Blurr would tell fibs - *shock horror* I know of plenty of people who are happy with their treatment with the NHS, (mainly BUPA patients using NHS equipment, staff and beds)
Oh the cynicism!!!

You did know my name is Barbara and I drive a taxi !!!

FullAuto: Ah, Bournville, pretty much how I like my women.

Sounds like you're used to bad experiences with women FA!! Try a Galaxy style - sophisticated and luxurious (ok now to find one) LC x

Ivory: my sister cant eat chocolate- shes lactose intolerent.....she eats it anyway at easter! lol she might be very sick for a few days after, but she REALLY loves chocolate! lol
me- personaly im a white chcolate kindda girl, you know it reflects my life style.... sweet and innocent

Good job you're favourite isn't Bournville - Dark & Bitter. Even worse, cooking chocolate - cheap and nasty!!! Ialways liked Cadbury's Dairy milk - smooth and indulgent!!

I think you're all taking the Bond thing too seriously!!! (stands back and awaits the blows) - they have pretty much all given the Bond character his own little foibles, I can't say I'm much of a fan of the films but I do particularly like the stunts and special effects. I think I'll wait and see what the latest offering has to show, but as I don't have a telly I'll probably have to see it at the cinema (wed is good "2for1 with Orange" - oops sorry more product placement!!!). LC x

Azrael Strife: Hopefully he won't suck as much as Pierce Brosnan did.

Nathen, don't go knocking Pierce, we dont want any fights around here, I think Pierce is absolutely lovely and if he wants to suck then who am I to disagree!!! ( PS.your terminology - not mine - or FA's !!!!).

silvertongedevil: Chocy chocy chocyloticocoa. Eat it up YUM.

Thanks for that STD, it really helped - I can entertain the rest of my inmates with that little ditty!!!

Don't squeeze too hard, you might bruise them and then they go off quickly.

Can make your throat sore, the juice is sometimes very bitter. Now with satsumas you're better off rolling them in your hands to warm them up, it makes them juicy!

FullAuto: Well, nuts are good for colds. Plenty of vitamins.

Can be be painful when you bite into them, if they're a bit stale they can be a bit tough!!!