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Azrael Strife | December 20, 2005 at 03:04 PM
FullAuto | December 20, 2005 at 03:11 PM
Plate spinner! Hoo, baby!
Pete | December 20, 2005 at 05:11 PM
Hello Peter Burlingham you ideal job is a Circus ring master
In perfect English no-less! Well, running a website is a lot like running a circus. You have your clowns and... no.. sure there was something else. Oh well! 
FullAuto | December 20, 2005 at 05:43 PM
Clowns?! 
*throws plate*
*throws plate*
Pete | December 20, 2005 at 06:03 PM
*Catches plate humorously down front of baggy trousers*
Bugger... if I'm now a clown then who's the bloody ringmaster?!
Bugger... if I'm now a clown then who's the bloody ringmaster?!
cyke | December 21, 2005 at 12:25 AM
I got a LumberJack!!
All together now!
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!...
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
All together now!
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!...
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Pete | December 21, 2005 at 07:56 AM
Classic song. 
Lady_Castlemaine | December 22, 2005 at 05:41 PM
Hello all,
I got Alien Investigator - so watch out!
I got Alien Investigator - so watch out!
silvertongedevil | December 22, 2005 at 05:44 PM
Mmm, I got Money Advisor - they don't know me.
Pete | December 22, 2005 at 05:44 PM
Welcome to the site!
And... err... the guy in my avatar above isn't me... honest!
And... err... the guy in my avatar above isn't me... honest!
FullAuto | December 22, 2005 at 05:46 PM
Uh huh. Sure, Pete.
silvertongedevil | December 22, 2005 at 05:48 PM
Ahh, I profusely apologise for my lack of tact my Lady, I did not realise you had recently arrived. I beg your forgiveness – Your servant STD
Oh and by the way – I did not spell my name wrongly; it’s just that it only just fits the columns.
Oh and by the way – I did not spell my name wrongly; it’s just that it only just fits the columns.
silvertongedevil | December 22, 2005 at 05:48 PM
I seem to have hit the button twice, ah well, better twice than not at all.
Pete | December 22, 2005 at 06:00 PM
Fits what columns?
Oh, and nice abbreviation
Oh, and nice abbreviation
silvertongedevil | December 22, 2005 at 06:05 PM
Now you're going to tell me that the columns on the forum lists expand to the size of the words arn't you.
When I first looked at the site and the forum tables I counted the maximum characters and found that Silvertongueddevil was too long. Now then Pete, don't have kittens about the size of your column width.
When I first looked at the site and the forum tables I counted the maximum characters and found that Silvertongueddevil was too long. Now then Pete, don't have kittens about the size of your column width.
Accounting Troll | January 20, 2006 at 08:30 PM
Builder. Does that mean I have to lead the choruses of wolf whistles at any women who walk past the building site?
I had another go using my middle initial this time and I got Emperor of the World, so my first go was obviously only a practice
I think I shall make Caligula my role model.
I had another go using my middle initial this time and I got Emperor of the World, so my first go was obviously only a practice
I think I shall make Caligula my role model.FullAuto | January 20, 2006 at 08:33 PM
At least he had some good senators.
Accounting Troll | January 21, 2006 at 11:42 AM
I think he was assassinated before he could confirm that horse in its appointment.
I loved his military campaigns - rather than actually fight the Germans, he brought some slaves in Gaul and told them to affect German mannerisms so he could pass them off as prisoners of war when he returned to Rome.
His campaign against Britain was no better - he got the Roman army all lined up on his side of the Channel and told them to collect sea shells to symbolise his victory over the sea
I loved his military campaigns - rather than actually fight the Germans, he brought some slaves in Gaul and told them to affect German mannerisms so he could pass them off as prisoners of war when he returned to Rome.
His campaign against Britain was no better - he got the Roman army all lined up on his side of the Channel and told them to collect sea shells to symbolise his victory over the sea
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